is it wrong of me? November 18, 2009
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Is it wrong of me to be excited that Keith has a meeting tonight, and won’t be home until around 8pm? And I can sit on my ass and play Dragon Age the whole time? Is that wrong? Hell no that’s not wrong! It’s Dragon Age!!
cranberry bog November 18, 2009
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Whole Foods has a cute little loose cranberry bog in the vegatable department. 
boxers and shirt November 18, 2009
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My boxers match my shirt today. I thought it was hilarious. So I had to show everyone.
and now on a different note – when kids attack, animals retaliate November 9, 2009
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This is just too funny. I know, wrong yet funny. But a serious lesson can be learned here – little girls with attitude grow up to be big girls with attitude unless a horse steps in and sets them right.
privileged October 29, 2009
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I could almost feel something for him, if he hadn’t been raised in one the wealthiest families in the country and been given every opportunity a rich white boy deserves. What a life – and now, concerned about dropping ratings (according to the NYTimes), Anderson Cooper has holed himself up in a $3,200-a night room with “his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, an owner of East Village bar Eastern Bloc” where they spent the first night in the huge bathtub “filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals”. For fuck sake, just come out already.
let every moment count…and when shit comes flying at you, run like hell October 20, 2009
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mental map October 7, 2009
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Miligram defined the idea of a mental map of a city. He suggests that every inhabitant of a city has a different view/map of the city. He would have people draw a city from their memory. An example compared two women – one from Jersey City, and one from the upper west side of Manhattan, and they both drew Manhattan. The one from Jersey City showed detail and many more things (locations, stores, restaurants, etc.) in midtown as she frequently comes in to see a show. While the second woman’s map showed great detail on the UWS, and very little in midtown or downtown. So I decided to draw my own mental map of NYC. It’s very interesting, and you can certainly see where I spend my time. Inwood (where I live) is very detailed – and even includes two locations in the Bronx (Target and Planet Fitness…so true). Other than that, there is detail in the UWS where we do a lot of shopping & eating, some detail in Chelsea, and more detail in the area where I work. But according to my map, there is nothing on the east side of Manhattan. Pretty interesting view of the city. Try it for your city – I’d be very interested to see some other mental maps!
more from the Museum of Sex October 6, 2009
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Here are couple more that Keith took during our trip through the Museum of Sex. The book was from a ‘history of sex education’ section. And the other two photos are of the “Realdolls” that visitors are allowed to “handle” (Lana never misses an opportunity – neither did I!).
gripes September 30, 2009
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So I’ve apparently begun grinding my teeth when I sleep. A couple mornings ago I woke up with a headache, and assumed maybe I was clenching my teeth. Nope, grinding. How do I know? Because I CHIPPED A FUCKING TOOTH last night in my sleep! What the hell is up with that???? So that started my day off just great.
Then I get to work and realize that – for the first time in 3 1/2 years – I forgot my office keys. So I had to stand outside in the blustery morning wind and wait until someone showed up to let me in. Figures I was early too.
And fuck it all I had to wear tighty-whities today because all my boxer briefs are being laundered. I hate them! They squish my c**k & b***s all up together.
Dammit. Wednesday.
sometimes you just get angry September 24, 2009
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good to know I’m not the only one
from Overheard In New York:
Angry woman, venting: Oh, but he doesn’t know I scrapbook like a motherfucker.
–M&J Trimming
Girl, screaming: Fuck you, International Baccalaureate!
–Brooklyn
Really angry guy on cell: I’m talkin’ about mothafuckin’ cookies and apple juice!
–23rd & 6th
Overheard by: Q
Six-year-old girl to mother, ready for day at the beach: Shit, mom! It’s fucking raining!
–Q Train
Suit on cell, cheerily: Okay, fuck you, bye!
–7th Ave & 50th St
Overheard by: dignell
